Why Men Obsessed With Boobies

There is no denying that nothing turns a man's head like a well endowed boobies do. Which man doesn't turn when boobies like this walked past?

The question is, why?

There are a few theories as to why boobies are such a head turner.

First of all, the biological reason. In the good old days, humans are like primates, we walk on all fours. Like this.

And because of that, all the males can see the females' asses (and the pussies) quite clearly. The ass, or rather the shape of it, was rather arousing as it indicates fertility. Needless to say, the bigger, rounder is better.

Even now, there is a species of primate, when ovulating, the ass will grow red and big, and basically screaming "Rape me!! I need a baby!!".

However, when human (funnily named homo sapien) decided they should walk using two legs, the ass no longer as prominent as they used to. Now, females need a new way to attract the males.

This is where the breast comes in. To be able to attract the eyes of the male, they are situated right at the place where male can see clearly, and where the female can see that the male sees it clearly - on the chest.

So now boobies take the place of the ass, and as a rule, bigger and rounder are better.

And do you wonder why bra and some clothing like to compress the boobies to the center making a thin line called a cleavage? To mimic the ass of course!!

So much for the first theory. The second theory is that boobies give the male a sense of security.

No it's not a joke.

Why you ask?

This;

Yea, breast reminds the males of the days when they were nicely protected, unlike now when they are on their own and expected to protect others.

Suckling on the breast will give them exactly that feeling of security a mom provides to their children.

SO according to this theory, a female would also love breast.

It might be.

And the last theory is mine.

Male loves boobies because, we just love it =p

wonder if you would love this lady..

Bigger Breast Means Smarter Brain?

Gee, do bigger breast means the girl is smarter?

I think we all have heard about bimbo, dumb blonde, etc etc, where big boobs is connected with stupidity.

But bigger breast is smarter?

A few news portal had quoted a report from Malaysian Chinese language daily, Sin Chew Daily, which in turn quoted from a Singapore newspaper, that a study from United States found that women with bigger breast are smarter than those who are less well endowed.

These triple referrals did not state which study conducted by whom, so how good it is depended on what you think.

A check in Sin Chew website proved futile as i read no Chinese and the English edition had no search function. Someone should get fired in Sin Chew.

But what i do know is this - women with a good body shape, pretty face, generally had more confidence than those who think they are not good. Maybe that caused the result of the study, if it so existed.

Or maybe, just maybe, women with bigger boobs caused the male researchers temporary dumber, hence the result ^^

But anyhow, one's value, and this including "smartness" should not have been affected by body shape. Or i may be wrong and God had this plan all the while.

Maybe we should all search for women with bigger boobs for the sake of future generation.

Maybe we all just think too much.

Oh yea, some of the links;

The Star Online

Diva Asia

The Times of India

Manohara Got Sexual Torture by Kelantanese Prince

The Indonesian model made a big news in Indonesia, claiming sexual torture.

Got this from amethyst news flash;

You will not get this news in Malaysia, at least until other nations reported it.

But here you have it.

AsiaOne, quoting AFP reported that medical report shows that Manohara had multiple slash wounds on her body especially her chest, some which are fresh.

It seems the Kelantanese Prince had a thing for her breast.

Manohara also had injection mark on her back. (More here).


No, darksnow is not interested with all the political crap.

If you realise one thing, it seems the bloke had a thing for cutting his wife's breast.

And that, my friend, is called tit torture, or breast punishment.

I will write more in this later.

So please stay tune for the next breast play!

How to Play With Breast

For a start, maybe in the first post i should share about some "how to"s.

And the first would be "breast".

Breast is something that sex cannot go without. It is a huge stimuli for the ladies and a great attraction for the gentlemen.

And i can gladly admit i am a breast person.

No, i do not have breast, thank you.

I mean i love breast, in all shape and size, even the sagging ones.

Ok, i know, i should go straight to the point.

How should we play with the breast, to please our ladies?

1) From my personal experience, there is one sure fire way.

If you are kissing her, slowly move your kisses down from her lips to her neck, then to her chest.

Circle one of her breast, but never ever touch the nipple, from the beginning till now.

Move you circle of kisses nearer to the nipple, giving

an occasional suck or bite on the meat.

When it is dangerously near to the breast, in one swift movement enclose the whole nipple (and aureole) in your mouth and suck deep.

If she had not press your head to her breast by now, there must be something wrong.

Do the same for the other breast, but this time, do play with the "sucked" breast with your hand.

2) If you are looking at something else, maybe more kinky, this might do for you.

Put some honey around the breast, especially the nipples, then lick and suck them cleans. The best is when the honey is chilled. Look at how the nipple harden when you drip honey on it (that is a bonus!).

When her breast and nipple are "chilled" by the honey, the effect of your warm tongue and mouth over them is incredible to their breast, especially the nipple.

Similarly, the honey can be replaced by other foods, or even ice, but i personally like honey. That is a great honey flavored milk, people.

3) For BDSM fans

Err....i will do this later for later post.

4) With your hand

Massage the breast slowly and gently to get them in the mood. If you had done no. 1, then now is the time to tweek the nipples gently and maybe a slight pull, but nothing rough. The nipple is more sensitive than your dickhead and balls, and tolerance to pain as well as arousal by pain differs from ladies.

Once both of you are highly arouse, you may proceed to the man-most-liked way that is to slowly squeeze them hard.

again, not too hard, look at her reaction to see how much is permissible.

and twisting of nipple by more than 180 degree might be a big no-no for most ladies, so beware.

5) Ask her

Even lady differ from another on how they enjoyed their breast being played with. Those who love it rough would need you to rough her breast up by squeezing, biting, pinching etc. Those who like it gentle would be hurt by your rough treatment.

The best is to ask how she wanted to be treated. For example, when pumping her breast, start gently ask ask if its ok before proceeding to harder pump.

6) Always take it slowly, build it up.

Gentlemen always make the mistake of getting everything fast.

That is wrong.

Do it slowly, starting from the seemingly not so sensitive part (that is the meat), to the aureole then to the nipple.

If squeezing, biting, twisting, start slowly and gently too, before getting harder slowly. You might be able to fulfill your fantasy that way rather than going all out a first go.

For example, when squeezing, by going slowly, you might get a full hard squeeze in the end of the exercise, and she might enjoy your possessive squeeze!

Conclusion

Treat your ladies with respect and be sensitive to what they wanted. That way, you can get more and she will do her best to give you what you wanted from her breast!