Japan's Kama Sutra - Futari Ecchi

IF there is a thing about Japanese sexual culture, it is contradiction, a contradiction between prude and crude.

While Japanese are generally shy to discuss sex openly, no one can deny they are very sexual.

And being that, it seems that they yet don't have much sex, with only 34% having sex weekly and a meager 15% are satisfied, if Durex survey are to be believed.

But their pornographic industry is one of the most lucrative and successful in the world, not to mention huge.

And yet, no one outside Japan can understand why they need to censor the genitals, when porn is obviously about sex, and sex must surely include genitals.

And yet, some might argue that they are sexually somewhat naive, no thanks to their traditional upbringing, where sex is a taboo, or at least in the near past.

And Japan being a country that do it their way, at least as far as porn is concerned, had a kama sutra of a very very very unique format - manga.

For the uninitiated, manga means comic, an industry worth billions of dollars in Japan.

Being a country also obsessed with manga (comics) and anime (animations), it is only fitting for something as important as sex to be immortalized in the form of manga and anime. For this, we had Futari Ecchi, all hails Futari Ecchi!!

Futari Ecchi follows a newly wed couple who are both virgin. As the stories develop, we explore more and more about different ways to sex and solution to the commonly found problems.

So if you are looking for a easy to search index, this manga sutra is not for you. This is basically a comic book, with a huge volume to boot.

This is Japan for you, a beautiful country and a unique way of life.

Ahh, if only life is not that stressful there....

The Scientific Reason to Marry a Virgin

Some time ago, my girl friend showed me an article in a female magazine on the scientific research of the losing of virginity, perhaps to remind me that i took hers away.

To cut a long story short, the article basically said that;

a) when the sperm enters into the womb for the first time, the body will absorb and retain the DNA of the said sperm

b) the bad news is, the DNA will be passed down to the any baby she might conceived, even if the father is not the one whom took away her virginity

c) hence, the baby will have the trait of this "virginity taker", such has having his look, behaviour, etc

d) and this effect last for a long time after the woman first had sex

e) but she only absorb the first man's DNA, not the rest

So if you are a man and you find that your children does not look like you but some other man, don't worry, they are still your children.

But if the article is to be believed, technically, that virginity taker is also the father of the children, by virtue of the, well, DNA that was absorb and passed on to the children.

Maybe that is why, the older generation insist on virgin, which is now a rare species.

Maybe that is why, men inherently, instinctively, wanted to bed a virgin, even though they might not have a baby with those virgins, their DNA will still be passed on.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Pay Your Internet Bill

Somehow, i had been missing for some time.

And the reason is

i did not pay my internet bill, and the line got cut off.

So ladies and gentlemen, please pay your internet fee.

Paris Hilton Sleeps With a Pig!!!

No i am not kidding, it's real.

Some of you might be thinking "Is there another video?"

Well no video but Paris admitted herself.

But it is not what you might be thinking.

Actually she had a miniature pig as a pet and shares her bed with the lucky swine, and her boyfriend.

And she seems to be an animal lover, with 13 pets all together.

Did i get you there?

Tiger Woods and The "He-fucked-me" Money Diggers

Hey i am back!! Well, not really, just managed to get some connection somewhere.

Since everyone is talking Tiger Woods and his 11 birdies (and counting), please excuse me for adding a bit of say.

So now 11 ladies had claimed Tiger, or to have bedded Tiger, with one tale more outrageous than another.

It reminds me when some other celebrities who were also caught with their pants (or skirts) down (or even when they are innocent), more and more people came out claiming they had also fucked him or her, and claimed, in the process some millions bucks for the "exclusive" interview and books to provide some juicy tales and a few sexy photo shot.

No difference, just this time, there are more. Well, maybe more found out that this is the easiest way to have a bit of glory and money.

I daresay this is the safest too. Not that Tiger will turn to his wife, whom he must be so painstakingly convinced of their future together, and say, "Darling, i think i have not fuck this lady before. Anyway, i don't thin she can prove it too. Shall we sue her for defamation?"

No, Tiger, or any other person for this matter, would wanted a closure for this matter. And the best way is to ignore them and hide.

I do not personally know if any of the ladies were not Tiger's birdie (maybe they were eagle, or hole-in-one), but this possibilities is not to be excluded.

But whatever, now that Tiger and his wife. Elin had agreed to work things out together, i think the media should stop hounding them. And the ladies, whether true or not, should quit it too.

Afterall, you don't need to tell everyone of your sexual conquest. Tiger needs a break. He is human too. Afterall, you both had your fun. You were not injured by the incident. So stop rubbing salt to their marital wound.

Unless of course, you need the millions to feed yourself.

But if you do, get a real job.

I Will be Away

I will be in a place with no internet for about two weeks and will not be reading your blogs. But if i find internet, i will be updating.

Losing Interest in Sex

We normally hears from the female population that they are not interested in having sex (at a particular time).

Not tonight, headache, etc etc

What about men having low libido?

It seems that 15% of men lacked of interest in sex.

Amongst reasons are overwhelmed by modern ladies, ever ready fantasy, alcohol and work load.

Sounds very valid.

Ladies nowadays are much more demanding than even a generation ago. It does not help with the ego the men are having. For example, sexual performance, face and body shape (not only men have to groom, they must also come with muscle, if not ala Gerard Butler, then at least David Beckham). Notably, women who earns more than men actually created problems for both parties, all thanks to a funny thing called social norms and tradition.

Yea, the moment we screw all the so called norms and tradition, life will be great.

This kinda problems leads to fantasy and booze. They will rather watch porn than to try very hard to get laid. And since life is already so hectic and stressful, why bother trying to have sex? Just pop the beer anytime!!

But unfortunately, all these screw up their balls and dick (mentally perhaps), and sex goes out of the window.

But i have another theory. Maybe it is natural selection. With so many women needing little sex, God purposely create more men with low libido to solve the problem. Now no one will complain they don't get enough sex!!