Friday, November 27, 2009

Cures for Sexual Problems

First of all, Happy Thanksgiving!!!

Sex is a very important aspect of a person's life, and nothing can be more devastating than the inability to perform it.

There are many types of sexual problems but today, DS wanna share with all my beloved readers the cure to two main problems, one for the guys, and one for the girls, which i found on news portal.

For Guys

For guys, normally there are two problems, erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation. The former is always associated with old age and health problem with the latter, well, quite unknown, though younger people had always had their face red because of it.

For ED, normally the blue pill aka viagra would be the wonder pill to cure that problem.

The more prevalent problem that infects men of all ages is premature ejaculation. Imagine the chagrin of fucking wonderfully for a few seconds or a few minutes, then bomb!! No more.

I can almost see the disappointed face of the girl and the shame on the guy.

Fret not, now we had a spray that can cure PE. This spray, PSD502 seems to work effectively on studies conducted on men from Canada, Poland and US, if the findings, which was presented in the annual meeting of Sexual Medicine of North America (there is one?) is to be believed. Just by spraying on the head of penis five minutes before intercourse, you can delay ejaculation five times longer than using a placebo, whatever it is.

Unfortunately, you guys would have to wait before buying it, as the producer, Sciele Pharma, is still planning to seek approval from US Food and Drug Administration for the spray.

I remember there was a type of condom that place some drug to numb the penis head to delay ejaculation. Maybe the same concept was used.

You just have to wait.

For Girls

For girls meanwhile, the main problems remains dryness and also "not interested".

The former can be cured by lubricant.

The latter, i don't know if girls are really troubled by it. Most probably, their men are far more troubled by the low libido.

This is actually a real and serious problem, especially for couples cohabiting or married couple, as any party with no interest in sex bound to screw up the marriage life/sex life.

New research found a cure for low libido in women, in the form of an antidepressant drug flibanserin. The research which was reported at Congress of European Society for Sexual Medicine (European also have one huh?) shows women (who contracted hypoactive sexual desire disorder) who took the drug shows significant improvement in sexual desire and satisfactory sexual experiences.

Again, you girls would have to wait, as this is only at trial stage.

But anyway, knowing that cures is on the way surely assuring. For the time being, well, try harder..

Happy making love people!!

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Sex, Multiple Religion, and Hell Freezing Over

Found this piece of article a few days ago, said to be a forward email, on Malaysia Finance Blogspot (original post, see here).

The following was an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell,then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct.... leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'


Moral of the stories;

1. never say never in sex
2. please do not say hell will have a cold day before you jump onto a bed with a certain person, since you most certainly will.
3. we can all sin since hell had already frozen since the day the student bedded Teresa.
4. God certainly existed, and we can reach Him by sex, but necessarily needs orgasm of course.
5. forget about writing serious stuffs for assignments. just make a hell load of humour and you will get A+. hey, even lecturers are human and they needed a break from all the mundane stuffs.

A little note on Malaysia Finance Blogspot;

This is a fantastic and highly relevant blog if you happens to invest in Malaysian stock market. Articles written in informative and humorous way, you will rarely fell asleep, like you might do if reading those economist. And if you do feel like sleeping, he had loads of pretty girls pictures accompanying his articles, so do give him a visit!

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Bigger Breast Means Smarter Brain?

Gee, do bigger breast means the girl is smarter?

I think we all have heard about bimbo, dumb blonde, etc etc, where big boobs is connected with stupidity.

But bigger breast is smarter?

A few news portal had quoted a report from Malaysian Chinese language daily, Sin Chew Daily, which in turn quoted from a Singapore newspaper, that a study from United States found that women with bigger breast are smarter than those who are less well endowed.

These triple referrals did not state which study conducted by whom, so how good it is depended on what you think.

A check in Sin Chew website proved futile as i read no Chinese and the English edition had no search function. Someone should get fired in Sin Chew.

But what i do know is this - women with a good body shape, pretty face, generally had more confidence than those who think they are not good. Maybe that caused the result of the study, if it so existed.

Or maybe, just maybe, women with bigger boobs caused the male researchers temporary dumber, hence the result ^^

But anyhow, one's value, and this including "smartness" should not have been affected by body shape. Or i may be wrong and God had this plan all the while.

Maybe we should all search for women with bigger boobs for the sake of future generation.

Maybe we all just think too much.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

What If You Must Use Condom Forever?

This piece of news should be of interest;

Apparently, the wife is allergic to the husband sperm, and it created intense pain and blister. After numerous test, it was found that her immune system attack the sperm. And now they are considering adoption as they cannot possibly conceive.

Now they are newlywed and surely love conquer all. Wish them luck and happiness.

So what about you? Can you stand using condom forever? Rubbing the bare skin and rubbing using condom surely had different feeling. Having no condom is more enjoyable to having one, no doubt, but what would you do if, like the situation above, that you must use condom or no sex for you?

Saturday, November 7, 2009

The Changes After Marriage

"Men marry women with the hope that they will never change. Women marry men with the hope that they will change. Invariably, they are both disappointed"
Albert Einstein

Some guys just know everything, and Einstein is one of them.

Wait wait, not talking about Einstein today.

Now you see, many men after getting their asses into a marriage, found themselves sharing the same whine in the bar - my wife is not what they used to be while we were dating.

When we were dating, she doesn't have this much demand.

When we were dating, she doesn't nag.

When we were dating, she doesn't mind my job/salary.

When we were dating, she doesn't mind i watch football in the bar.

And the classic one - when we were dating, she doesn't have so much headache.


But mind you, the women when having their "women only" meet up, will also have some complaints.

My husband never tidy up the bed.

My husband never help with housework/pick out the trash.

My husband job is not enough for our dream (her dream maybe?)/took too much of his time and he just refuse to change a job.

The football is more important to him than me.

He only wanted to screw. I wonder if he loves me or my body.


Actually, complaints do came by when a couple passed the courting stage and into a serious relationship. Maybe Einstein's time the people are more conservative.

But what everyone need to accept is, when a relationship evolve into the next level, some changes are inevitable.

We can only do our best to understand each other and accept the preferences and aspirations of each other.

But you wanted him/her to be a person he/she never was, why not get another one who really suits you? Though i will admit many people conceal who they really are during courtship and not being frank.

Maybe that is why, there are so many divorces.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Sexy Over Slutty Please, DS Shares How to be Sexy

note - not applicable for bedroom or voyuer or deliberately being slutty

Before any feminist throw rotten eggs at me, please hear me out.

I love girls, and their bodies. I love and respect sexiness, it is something all boys and girls should flaunt, or at least make an effort.

So what make me write this post?

Girls nowadays often confuse sexy and slutty. Most often, they go all the way down to cheap slutty, and thought that is sexy.

What then is sexy?

Oxford Concise Dictionary says these;


adjective (sexier, sexiest) 1 sexually attractive or exciting. 2 sexually aroused. 3 informal very exciting or appealing

(see here)

Not much help, didn't it?

Now let me, a guy, tell you what is sexy.

IT must leave MUCH to imagination. They should be classy, not cheap. You don't want people to ask you how much per hour. Show some skin, but show it subtlety, with class befitting a lady, not a whore

So the basic rule of thumb is, choose your best feature, and show them off. The rest can be kept somewhere.

If you wanna show off your beautiful breast, throw away the miniskirt. Unless you are in Playboy Mansion.

Let DS give some opinion on how to flaunt your assets.


I like boobs, and every girl with even a little boobs show show them off. You can (or maybe should) show cleavage, but please, not more than half of it, or whore will be what you label is.

So how should it be done? Let us see a few pictures;

Now Megan Fox, the undisputed sexy girl, had it right in this picture. Well granted she had an almost perfect bodyline, but look at how she does it. A little peek at her cleavage, a little on her flat tummy, and all the men are drooling and all the girls are dreaming, to have one of those like her.

Sophie Bush also done it right here. While she admittedly had the boobs that can knock you out, they are not on display like bowling balls on the rack. You can see just a little, and that, my friend, is sexy enough.

Now i must admit she had some great boobies. But heck, what are those eyes popping skins for? No offense, but i really think they should be covered up, a bit more.


Some of us might have a really flat tummy, which in normal humans like you and me, come with a flat chest and ass normally, unlike people like Megan Fox.

Showing them off is always good, if you happens to have one. Afterall, the best of your body should show.

Well, the basics here is that, not too much. And keep those underwear nicely hidden from view. Having g-string poking out will gain you stare but no respect. Having those worn out, faded, broken, and looks like being bitten by cockroaches is a big no no no.

Lynn Rose show us how to do it.

(picture from Lynn Rose's website)

Round neck, mini sleeves, but nice abs. Not slutty, but absolutely desirable.

And when you lie down, it should be like this;

(picture from the narrative)

Nothing unwanted came out, and the part that is exposed is absolutely beautiful. Very little. Makes you wanna stuck your hand in.


To show some thighs, we had miniskirt, micro-minis, micro-shorts, whatis and whatnots.

Now, there are many reason to wear a mini/micro. Showing off beautiful thighs is one, some just like to show off underwear, or the lack of it.

If you want sexy, not slutty, make sure the mini/micro you are wearing will not expose your undie with least effort. At least make the guys and girls strain their eyes longer and make more effort. The best is, when it won't show your undie howsoever, which would need your conscious effort to keep them.

And the rule of thumb is, get a beautiful undie. Not your granny, and certainly not g-string. Showing your pussy is worst. Make you as cheap as you can be. Unless you actually wanted to show them, that is another matter, that is kinky and it is good.

But if sexy is your choice, keep your undie hidden, and let them try their best to peek at it.

Arms, Neck, Legs, Shoulders, Others

Now, those are parts that are normally shown to people, so just do it. But always keep those not beautiful ones away. If your arms are flabby, wear sleeves. If your legs are the target of bugs and scars, keep them well hidden with something long. Neck normally is the sexiest feature of a lady, so make it clean.

And powder your neck and shoulders too so that the color tone of your face and the rest of the powder is the same. Or you will be the butt of jokes.

Those are Only My Opinion

Many people likes to impose their view on others. Not me. The above views are only my point of view on how to be sexy. You can disagree and please trash my comment box. At least we can have some meaningful discussions. Human body is a beautiful creation, and women's especially so. So more points of view do not hurt.

P/S - the above opinion does not include advice on how to be sexy in a bedroom, or how a man can be sexy. those are for another time, or maybe some female bloggers can do us man a favor and tell us.