Blow or Suck or Just Plain Mouth Massage?

Fellatio, or more commonly known as blowjob, is oral sex performed on penis.

Now, many countries outlaw oral sex even between consenting adults.

We are of course not talking about that.

Let's play with word today. BLOWJOB.

Now, think back when you performed fellatio. Do you actually BLOW the penis?

Think back when you get a blowjob. Do your dick get blown?

For god sake, no one actually blow the dick. So why the hell it is called blowjob?

A female will normally rub, for the lack of a more descriptive word, the length of the penis and give some sucking here and then.

Some, to make the male ejaculate faster, gives plain sucking.

But no one, absolutely no one, ever blow the dick.

So isn't it high time for all of us to stop using the word blowjob?

Sexual Compatibility

I am sure i wrote about this some time ago, but in the wake of some recent events, maybe its better if i revisit this.

Now no one will doubt that it is very important to find a life partner who is sexually compatible, and when i say sexually compatible, i meant in term of sex drive, sex behavior, sexual creativity, and preference.

A lady with high sex drive can hardly compatible with a gentleman with low libido. Likewise, persons who like SM cannot exactly fulfill themselves with persons who can only accept vanilla sex. Further example would include oral sex (to a lesser extent), rough sex, etc.

I think we all can accept that sexual compatibility is very important. And i remember i advocated trying out to see if your sexuality is compatible with your partner.

But reality is never that beautiful.

One will first fall in love, date, then finally get into sex. Or the other way round.

But by the time you establish if the other half is sexually compatible with you, by then you may have committed to much to do anything. You may have already live in. You may have already married him/her. You may have invested too much emotion.

And what do you do?

At first, you try to accommodate.

You try to enjoy the sex he/she likes.

You try to increase/decrease the quantity of sex from the amount you preferred.

So that you can stay together with him/her. Afterall, in a world with 7 billion homo sapiens, to find one whom you love and loves you is kinda hard.

But where do this leave you? And him/her?

I have seen many different endings.

And they all have one single trait, whether or not they end up together or separated.

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Internet Disruption due to Tsunami?

*update - its back online after some 15 - 30 minutes

i can't access most of the websites.

Google group of companies' sites like google.com, blogspots, youtube can be accessed. Of course, it has server all over the world.

Even Facebook and BBC cannot be accessed.

I made a blog search and found this:

And the site cannot be accessed as well.

Can the internet be disrupted a couple of hours after the tsunami?

Japan Quake and Tsunami: Our Hearts Shall Go to Japan - Pics and Video

Japan was hit by an 8.9 Ritcher earthquake which subsequently triggered a tsunami, causing untold death and destruction.

As of now, the true extent of damages are yet to be ascertained.

Let us all hope for the best for Japan.

See BBC Report here, live feed here, BBC pictures here.

AP Picture found in NewsObserver

NHK-TV stills, found in NewsObservers

AP Picture found in NewsObserver

Why are you even asking?

Today, i had a dinner with the girl whom very recently became my ex. She was supposed to hand me my stuffs i left in the apartment we very recently shared together in.

We tried to create a semblance of conversation.

We tried to create a semblance of a meal together.

And we both seem more like playing our part, rushing through the motion, in a badly written script.

But i don't know what struck her, when she ask "So, where are you going for your holiday?"

Why do you even ask?

When half a year ago, you told me we are going somewhere together to indulge ourselves to the fullest. And we were talking about this island and that island, this hill and that mountain.

Then 2 months ago, you told me you might not be able to have a holiday with me as you are not likely to get a long leave, and whatever short leave you get, you rather not travel.

And weeks ago, you dumped me.

Can't you see that you are just being cruel, to me whom my love was returned with betrayal?

I would love this game!!

There is always something that would be so awesome if it's true.

Something like this:

If such console exist, i swear i will play it non stop..

But anyway, if i can just play with that titties, it would be awesome itself. Those titties are in the right size to play with =)

Camel Toe!!

No time to blog so a quick post.

Found this nice pic from http://drdot.blog-city.com/obnoxious_but_fun.htm

Enjoy!!

When Porn was an Art: Tentacle Sex

Ladies and Gentlemen, let's look at this picture below;

Everyone would know that this is from the Japanese hentai manga or anime.

Which means cartoon or comic porn.

The Japanese seems fixated with having octopus raping women. They usually starts violently, and ends with the women enjoying the rape (either through drugs or pure lust) and having endless orgasm.

Now before you pelt me with rotten eggs, please bear in mind that this is porn, where imagination runs wild and logic thrown out of the window.

And there is also a theory that women secretly love to be rape, but that is not for today, we shall deal with that in other articles.

The funny thing about this tentacle sex thingy that the Japanese have is that, this is not a modern phenomena.

Now look at this picture;

This painting is called 蛸と海女 (tako ko ama) or in English "The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife" or literally translated as "Octopus and Sea Female" or "Octopus and Diver" (thanks to Google Translate). This fine baby was first published in 1814 credited to Japanese artist Hokusai.

This fine baby has a giant octopus sucking on the lady's pussy, when a smaller octopus kissing the lady and fondling her breast. You will note that the Japanese culture of not shaving their pussy was unchanged from then till now, even with the onslaught of American culture.

Now, Japanese are, by far, one of the the most creative people i have ever seen. You can now wear this beautiful artwork around your dick and ass.

I saw this jeans at http://item.rakuten.co.jp/gintengai/lp-226s/ where you can order it. I have never come across rakuten before, so i don't know if it is reliable.

Oh, did i tell you guys i just love Japanese?

Throwing Oranges to Find a Lover

Today is the 14th day of the Lunar New Year.

15th is considered the Lunar Valentine's, where some ceremonies will take place.

This include throwing mandarin oranges into the sea.

Mandarin Orange (Tangerine)">

As crazy as it may sound, the girls will write their contacts on the oranges and throw them into the sea. The guys will, of course, go pick them up randomly.

As with all theories of probabilities, the more you throw or collect, the higher the chance you might chance into THE ONE.

Oh yea, obviously this valentine's is for those who are in the market hunting for someone.

Or maybe, it is just a lousy excuse to throw excess and unfinished mandarin oranges without the fear of being labelled as litter bugs.

But whatever it is, this should be a good hunting ground for male and female alike.

Well, looking at the picture above, maybe it's better not to actually pick up any mandarin oranges.

There are other better hunting grounds.

Wallowing in Self Pity after a Break Up

Been away for a while, due to a horrible break up.

Break up has always been a painful thing to go through, whether you are a guy or a girl, whether you are the one who initiated the break up, or the one on the receiving end.

It puts everything on hold, and for that brief moment, as though the world is secondary to you wallowing in your self pity.

If there is a third party involved, it felt even worse, but that may be a blessing in disguise.

Because you would know very well there is no way you can get back together.

Because you would know very well there is no need to wait.

Because you would know very well there is absolutely nothing you can do but to let go.

Because that would certainly shove you out of the room you shared, and now there will be someone else who will be fucking him/her on the bed you paid for.

And this is a very big fuck up.

So fuck you, i hereby declare that i am now in the market again.

Facebook Saves Our Blushes

Things got so much easier with facebook. Not only can we network and play games, we can also make announcement to the whole world.

For example, the "relationship" status.

And it saves our blushes, a lot, by helping us promoting our "status".

Now, imagine this, your friend James just got hooked up with Betty last week, and facebook did not exist to tell you "James is in a relationship with Betty".

And you are in a bar with James, drinking.

You: You know Betty? She looks like a train wreck with lopsided boobies.

James: Yea, i do. We just got together, approximately a week ago. And her boobies are perfectly well formed.

You: ...

It helps much more when you broke up. With the simple status of "James is single", everyone will know better than to rub it in. They won't go like this;

You: Hey James, where is Betty? I thought you guys were inseparable?

James: Oh, i thought so too. Until she found out last week that she likes girl better.

You: ...

There are, of course, some people who never use facebook. Like you lovely grandma Mary.

Mary: Dearie, where is the sweet young thing that you brought here last time?

James: You mean Betty, Grammy?

Mary: Yes, that sweet girl.

James: Grammy, she decided that she likes girl more.

Mary: I don't understand...

James: She is now a lesbian.

Mary: Oh dear........

Ask Professor Sex-o-Blow Ep. 1

Hi, I am Prof. Sex-o-Blow aka SoB. Dark Snow invited me to write a column answering your questions here, and i agreed because he is my pal. That's all. Full stop.

Funnily, i have got questions coming in before this column is even launched. Fuck it, bring it on.

Questions are modified for brevity. I hate people who talk too long.

Dear Prof SoB,

I am a rich man, and i am getting married soon! I am so happy and blessed to have this wonderful lady as my wife for life. Words can't describe how blissful i felt. [SoB: cut the fucking crap, asshole]. My friends advised me to get a pre-nup. Is it enforcible? I heard something about public policy. Should i get one? Will my wife feels slighted? Do i really need one?

Bridegroom-to-be

What you really need is to get you pea-brain checked. Or maybe check if your balls are still there hanging between your legs. Blissful? OMFG you are a man for fuck sake. You should be be raising the flag at half mast instead! Think of all the chicks that you will miss out. And your life being controlled by pussy who will most likely deny you entry until she gets what she wants. You are a disgrace to mankind. Period. Pre-nup? What pre-nup?

Dear SoB,

My boyfriend always like to twist and pull my nipples and slap my tits during sex. I will end up with sore nipples and swollen tits for a day or two. I can understand he can't get his hand off my 36DD, but it is really painful. How do i make him stop?

Blondie

Why not you make up some reasons, and tie him up, and give him some of his own medicine? Or even better, twist his balls and slap them hard as well while you are at it. Yawn...ok next!

Dear SoB,

You son of a bitch, after i did that to him, the next time we have sex he told me he has a pleasant surprise for me and i allowed him to tie me up. He then used two pliers to squeeze, pull and twist my nipples. If last time he just turn two rounds with his fingers, now with the pliers he turned 5 rounds!! In addition to slapping my tits, he also whipped them with wooden ruler. An the slaps, oh m god, they were furious! They were swollen by 2 cups size and i can't touch them or wear anything for one week. Now my nipples are permanently elongated by one inch (totaling two inches, on non-erect stage), and my tits grew one cup bigger. He said it was revenge for what i did to him. The problem is, the pliers are now permanently placed on the side table.

Blondie

How stupid. You actually fall for the trick you yourself used to him?

If you have any questions for Dr. SoB, you may leave your comments here, or send them to darksnow213@gmail.com

Notes: This is a just for fun gag. Please do not take the "advise" seriously. Do help me to humour you by sending in some questions!!

Peerless

Peerless is really a wrong word to use here. Hehe.

I realized that most of my peers, sex bloggers who started around the same time as me, stopped writing.

I can't help but to think, is it because there is really not much to write about in sex?

Maybe. Maybe.

Maybe in the next one year or so, none of my peers will update their blog.

But there is one thing that i can be sure - there will be a new batch of sex bloggers supplanting us, replacing our writing, to contribute to this ever opening of sexuality.

I Need a Blowjob!!!

Hello peeps. FYI, i am still alive, and kicking, but not really satisfied with my sex life.

Well, i think an enthusiastic blowjob will really do the job.

My girl, most of the time just lie down and expecting me to do all the pleasuring. She seems to think that i will have enough pleasure by pumping her pussy.

But for god fucking sake, that is never enough. A girl must take an active part on the bed.

Well, but for now, i really can't ask for much. And when you reach this stage, it really suck.

And i really need a good blowjob badly. However, my girl doesn't seem to like to give one, and when she does, well, you can feel that she doesn't really want to do it.

Which reminds me of my ex awesome blowjob skill. Shit, now i sounds like jerk, but when you are not getting even barely enough, you tend to look somewhere nostalgically. Which in my case, my ex awesome blowjob.

A blowjob that is tenderly and loving done. Ahh...how i miss the warmth in her mouth.

Enough of that i guess. Girls, please remember to pleasure your man. An enthusiastic blowjob will ensure him coming back to you for more.

Perspective

Human always view things from their perspective, and only from their own perspective. So much so that some humanities, as well as logic, lost in the process.

I remember there was once a news about a man who died after getting his penis stuck in a soda bottle, but i forgot which news portal. He died of heart attack due to the complication. Curiously, the writer start it of with something along the line of "man can put their penis into anything". The whole piece of news offers no condolences to the families, or even state if he has a family, but full of mocking tones.

Had the writer's perspective of sex blinded his/her humanity?

Why do someone even judge a person by his/her own definition of "proper" sexual act?

Why Men Obsessed With Boobies

There is no denying that nothing turns a man's head like a well endowed boobies do. Which man doesn't turn when boobies like this walked past?

The question is, why?

There are a few theories as to why boobies are such a head turner.

First of all, the biological reason. In the good old days, humans are like primates, we walk on all fours. Like this.

And because of that, all the males can see the females' asses (and the pussies) quite clearly. The ass, or rather the shape of it, was rather arousing as it indicates fertility. Needless to say, the bigger, rounder is better.

Even now, there is a species of primate, when ovulating, the ass will grow red and big, and basically screaming "Rape me!! I need a baby!!".

However, when human (funnily named homo sapien) decided they should walk using two legs, the ass no longer as prominent as they used to. Now, females need a new way to attract the males.

This is where the breast comes in. To be able to attract the eyes of the male, they are situated right at the place where male can see clearly, and where the female can see that the male sees it clearly - on the chest.

So now boobies take the place of the ass, and as a rule, bigger and rounder are better.

And do you wonder why bra and some clothing like to compress the boobies to the center making a thin line called a cleavage? To mimic the ass of course!!

So much for the first theory. The second theory is that boobies give the male a sense of security.

No it's not a joke.

Why you ask?

This;

Yea, breast reminds the males of the days when they were nicely protected, unlike now when they are on their own and expected to protect others.

Suckling on the breast will give them exactly that feeling of security a mom provides to their children.

SO according to this theory, a female would also love breast.

It might be.

And the last theory is mine.

Male loves boobies because, we just love it =p

wonder if you would love this lady..

Masturbating while on the Road

I am terribly sorry to m readers that i am missing for such a long time. Too busy, but no worries, this absence filled me with some juicy articles to share.

Not very long ago, i was sitting in a bus. It was on an expressway/highway. And voila! someone riding a bike was masturbating while in the middle of the road!!!

For the record, it was a man.

For further record, he has a big dick, with a very good girth.

For further further record, i was not fast enough to take out my handphone to snatch a photo, for the bus was travelling very fast. Sorry, my bad.

God damn it, his bike was swirling left and right, and all he was doing was to rub his dick in furious speed.

I wonder if he will crash the moment he spurts his load.

But there is no news on man crashing while masturbating, so i think he survive without meeting an accident.

This get me thinking - just what the fuck was he thinking?

Did the breeze get his dick high?

Or just pure voyeur?

I think he derives pleasure from the thought that other road users might saw him.

And that some ladies might admired his dick.

And surely the wind helps too.

And maybe spurting his seeds on the road is a great idea of eroticism.

All i can say, what a great sexology study.

I remember there was once i say another man playing with his dick while driving in his car.

Same type of pleasure maybe?

p/s : i don't think i can do this, not my definition of pleasure..but there is nothing wrong in doing this, if it will not endanger other road users..which it will most probably do, if your bike is swirling left and right.

Malaysian Women Caned for Having Sex

It does not get better than this.

Malaysia caned three Muslim women for having pre marital sex.

In case you are wondering, no Malaysia is not a country in the Middle East. It is in South East Asia, due north of Singapore.

Still no idea? What about Sepang F1? That is the place.

Malaysia whom have a majority of around 55% Muslim had a dual legal system, one practicing Syariah law, and another adopted from Common Law of the English.

And apparently, having pre-marital sex is a crime, punishable by imprisonment and caning, as well as fine.

And Malaysia, increasingly leaning towards conservative Islamic values, caned these three women, and they became the first women to be caned in Malaysia.

Well, this is a religious matter, and not that we can say much, but caning really had no place in the modern world.

Except maybe in BDSM community.

But, hey, caning for having sex?

Shouldn't everyone have the freedom to have sex? Why should anyone be forced down their throat to follow the religion?

And mind you, those born Muslim in Malaysia had no right to leave the religion, or so it seems.

I don't know what to say. You got any opinion?

And if it makes you feel better, the four men were also caned for the same offences.

See also:

TimesOnline

WallStreetJournal

And this is how some non Muslim Malaysian media reporting it:

TheStarOnline 1

And the NGOs' response

What do I Really Want in a Relationship, In Love, Is Actually Nothing

The Valentine's Day is coming in a few hours. It "was" a day to remember St. Valentine, which later turns to a day to cherish love, then a day for businesses to earn enormous dough.

Nevermind that.

Valentine's, if it is a day to cherish love, then maybe we should look at what love really is. But this is too hard even for the most experienced lovers. So, maybe next time.

For me, for a relationship to work, then love must be there. But for the love to continue to burn, it requires more than just a few candles on the Valentine's. It requires us to know what our other half really wants. What our other half really need.

My love often lament that she can never get a gift that i really like. And that i can never tell her what i had wanted.

But in reality, i wanted nothing that money can buy. I don't need anything that i already cannot get. There is no gift that a shop can offer me.

What i wanted is for my love to be beside me all the time.

For me to feel comfortable in her embrace.

For me to feel at home all the time i am with her.

For her to understand my feeling.

When i am happy, i just wanted to tell her and let her know.

When i am sad, all she need to do is just to pull me into her bosom, no words needed.

there is nothing that you need to give me, except to be with me, without condition, but with love.

i really, really, don't need anything else, because all that i really need, you have given me...

and love from you, is all i need.

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone...hopefully you have a Love to cherish, for eternity..

Japan's Kama Sutra - Futari Ecchi

IF there is a thing about Japanese sexual culture, it is contradiction, a contradiction between prude and crude.

While Japanese are generally shy to discuss sex openly, no one can deny they are very sexual.

And being that, it seems that they yet don't have much sex, with only 34% having sex weekly and a meager 15% are satisfied, if Durex survey are to be believed.

But their pornographic industry is one of the most lucrative and successful in the world, not to mention huge.

And yet, no one outside Japan can understand why they need to censor the genitals, when porn is obviously about sex, and sex must surely include genitals.

And yet, some might argue that they are sexually somewhat naive, no thanks to their traditional upbringing, where sex is a taboo, or at least in the near past.

And Japan being a country that do it their way, at least as far as porn is concerned, had a kama sutra of a very very very unique format - manga.

For the uninitiated, manga means comic, an industry worth billions of dollars in Japan.

Being a country also obsessed with manga (comics) and anime (animations), it is only fitting for something as important as sex to be immortalized in the form of manga and anime. For this, we had Futari Ecchi, all hails Futari Ecchi!!

Futari Ecchi follows a newly wed couple who are both virgin. As the stories develop, we explore more and more about different ways to sex and solution to the commonly found problems.

So if you are looking for a easy to search index, this manga sutra is not for you. This is basically a comic book, with a huge volume to boot.

This is Japan for you, a beautiful country and a unique way of life.

Ahh, if only life is not that stressful there....